I spent 3 hours trying to win Super Star… and ended up crying into my bank account. RNG fairness? More like RNG fairy tale — where the machine whispers ‘you paid’ but you didn’t even cash your rent. Free spins? More like emotional spam from a hologram that says ‘just one more pull’. Progressive jackpot? Nah — it’s just the gambler’s fallacy dressed as AI-driven therapy. Step away from the machine… walk away… come back fresh. Or don’t — your therapist is still waiting for QA testing.